У Мишки в школе (3 класс) проект 'Famous American', который состоит из (помимо выбора себе героя) приготовления постера, а также музея живых восковых фигур: надо переодеться своим персонажем и произнести примерно минутную речь от первого лица о заслугах героя (Типа: "Здравствуйте, я Бенджамин Франклин, я изобрел бифокальные очки и подписал Конституцию"). Мишка выбрал Марка Твена. Зачатки конструктивного чувства юмора - под катом:

Hello, my name is Samuel L. Clemens.

You might wonder who I am. I was a steamboat pilot and while I was a pilot I adapted a pseudonym ‘Mark Twain’, which means two fathoms deep. You might know me under that name.

I am famous for writing ‘Adventures of Tom Sawyer’, ‘Prince and the Pauper’, ‘Adventures of Huckleberry Finn’, and other books.

Since I had a very good sense of humor I have a lot of funny quotes. Some are about schools and education, though some are not very appropriate. I want to share one, which is fine, with you today: I've never let my school interfere with my education.

Thanks for stopping by.